I’m pretty confused about Katy Perry. She had a vegan wedding to the well-known vegetarian Russell Brand (himself, something of a vegan enigma), her perfume is not tested on animals when about 99% of other perfumes are, and she is allegedly dipping in and out of veganism all the time. But I don’t know if she would even list herself as vegetarian. Or maybe she would. Maybe she’s vegan. Who knows.
To add to the confusion as to whether she’s vegan or not, she’s now launching a range of vegan bras. The idea, entitled “Candyfornia” is a result of her California Girls video in which she wears a variety of different cakes to cover her assets. Now, I was all ready to pass this off as another cash-in gimmick until I read that the Candyfornia range will be entirely vegan, organic and gluten-free. Part of me still thinks this is ridiculous, but the other part of me is pretty excited about trying on some tasty vegan bras and then eating them off my own chest. Ok, perhaps that’s just a personal fantasy, but still, every bit of vegan news is good news, and when it involves vegan edible bra cakes, well, how can you go wrong?
Flavours are set to come in chocolate, vanilla, melon raspberry, banana cream pie, and fluffernutter (maybe some kind of nut and marshmallow combo?). As for where you buy edible bras… I don’t know, but if you do see any then let us know!